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Chopped and Lewd: the Magnum Opus

by Mister Blister

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She's outta gas, and falling fast My mind goes through a crooked past Better take it all back now Instead, I'm falling to the ground At the gates of Hell, at the gates of Hell Transmutation finally came My body's mixed with steel and glass Satan greets with open arms My wicked deeds gave me a pass At the gates of Hell, at the gates of Hell
2.
Oh yeah, oh no 28 keys comin' down the road 18 wheeler cocaine dealer Gaddamn smokies comin' down the track Crack their skulls to keep 'em off my back 18 wheeler cocaine dealer Bangin' rails with truckstop hunnys Look at all this fucking money
3.
Blinkey 01:09
Two cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish Giving this waste a place to go Has gone off without a hitch Now I look through my bloodshot eyes and come to see that everything's fine These extra limbs and glowing skin Must be a gift from god, alright
4.
We want you To be two Of the same when we see you Complications arise Before your eyes Mind warps time Cutting all ties
5.
Grime Travel 01:35
Monotony's getting to me I need to get a grip It's time to fuel up and take a little trip Cuz we're working at liquor stores and pizza places Going through life perpetually wasted Never mind stepping on broken glass Woke up with my head in a pile of trash and we never can remember your names and faces Never stop to think where fate my take us It's about time to break out the stash Crack some shitty beer, let's kick some ass So down the line, lost track of time I don't know where I am Least I got my bottle, dirt from head to toe Don't give a damn
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Sit/Stare 02:01
Glazed over, drink in hand Yer hardly there Do you like the show? I don't know Benzos and done up hair and if you all just sit and stare Then why should I pretend to care? and dance around the gaddamn room (Well that's the womb right to the tomb!) So if you all just sit and stare Then why should I pretend to care? and dance around the gaddamn room Well I don't know Hemorrhaging money, paying for company You might as well be a bro Time for a cigarette, now that your whistle's wet No room to grow
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Broke down and outta luck Out of cash, completely stuck Nowhere to go and I've had enough Totally fucked, totally fucked
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??? I got a million like you back at the crib ??? Smoke a blunt wit yo little brotha ??? Rosie, this is for you

about

Three young slackerz roam the wasteland of Los Gangales,
their time is spent jamming, raiding liquor stores, and causing trouble for the various corporations and their mercenaries which vie for control over the booming radfuel industry that allows the area to thrive and continue trade with the few other large settlements left in NATO territory

The President has been kidnapped by the boss of all the crime syndicates: William Henry Crudemaster

With their specialized skills, they will do whatever it takes to bring peace and stability to the region and their home: Skateopia.

SPECIAL POWERS
Erik: Percussion gun knocks back foes, moves fast under pressure
Hank: Vibro-axe decimates structures and vehicles, best planner
Kevin: Bio-mech arms rip cars in half, speaks Neo-Chinese fluently

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released October 26, 2014

Hank >>> Guitar/yell
Kevin >>> Drums
Rosario >>> Bass
Beau >>> Engineer
Andy >>> Producer
Rosario/Hank/Whiskey >>> Lyrics

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